Apartment 4A is Starting to Look Like Noah’s Ark
Dogs, cats, birds and goldfish (DCBG) – They are all pretty standard and socially acceptable pets. Translation: DCBG = boring. Hasn’t walking the Golden Lab been done to death? Let’s face it, there is no way a guy can get away with having a litter box in his apartment. Unless you just got back from the carnival, there is absolutely no good reason for you to have a goldfish in your place. Birds… well that’s just the wrong answer.
What you need is a kick-awesome pet. Just imagine: You could have a monkey! I don’t mean just any lame monkey. You could be the first kid
on your block to have a monkey with an orange Mohawk that rides a skateboard. No, it’s not ridiculous. Fine, monkeys aren’t your thing. What about a skunk? It would be descented of course. Keep in mind that we are talking about unusual pets so not just any skunk will do. I mean a custom state-of-the-art skunk with all the bells and whistles. Word on the street is that you can get them colored to order. If you want a pink one – it’s yours. Do you want a canary yellow one? Done!
As for me, I just want a regular old wallaby. When I think of all the fun we will have jumping rope, skipping in the park and hanging out with the rest of the mob, my heart is filled with joy. Now, how to convince the property manager that it’s a good idea.